| I believe Bart was with some of his friends in a rented car and they're passing a station wagon. The kids in the backseat of the wagon are fussing and whatnot so the Dad gives the classic edict along the lines of "One more thing and I'm turning this car around!". Bart rolls down his window, reaches into the wagon and slaps the dad on the back of his head. The Dad yells "THAT'S IT!" and slams on the brakes and turns around as Bart dies of laughter. Avid Simpson fans feel free to correct if needed; it's been a few years since I've seen it. What a great show.
"I played golf....I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy and that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "FORE!", but I was too busy mumbling "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him."
-Mitch Hedberg "Punctuality is a virtue of the bored."
-Evelyn Waugh "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
-Groucho Marx "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on."
-Robert Frost "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us."
-Deep Waters |
